This morning a very consistently persistent resident of mine came into my office to show me his recent negative HIV/STD test results. “Good for you,” I said “I am glad to see you are keeping yourself safe.” His response; “What would be even better for me, is if now that you see I am a clean man you’d finally agree to accompany me to the Olive Garden.”
I informed him that this too was a negative.
One thought on “negative.”
I don’t know you might want to rethink that one. The Olive Garden is pretty hard to pass up. They have that “all you can eat” soup and breadstick deal.