As I walked down the street this morning on my way to work I saw a man sitting on an old paint can in front of his tent, being hassled by some local authorities. As I walked by and smiled he turned to me in haste and said, “Man, can’t a guy just sit on his front porch and enjoy his neighborhood anymore?! Geez, what is the world coming to?!”
I laughed as I turned to the cops and said “Well, I mean, the man does have a decent point…”