weigh-in.

Mr. C: Miss, I have decided that since you check on on me daily to see how I am doing, I am going to start doing the same for you

Me: Oh you are, what is your planned intervention?

Mr. C: I am going to start bringing a scale into your office and having daily weigh-ins, if you don’t gain a pound or two then I don’t have to do what you tell me to.

Me: I am flattered that you feel this way, but I am not going to be stepping on any scale.

Mr. C: Fine, then will you at least eat this (pulling an open candy bar out of his pocket)?