“Miss R., You are a very great housing coordinator.”
“Thank you,” I replied.
“You see, I was thinking…we have the same birthday right?”
“Right Mr. M, we do.”
“So do you think you could do me a favor?”
“Let me know what you need and I am sure I can arrange it for you,” I replied.
“Do you think you could arrange housing for me in Never-Never Land?”
(Laughing) “You mean where Peter Pan live?”
(Scoffing) “Ugh, no.” (long disgusted pause) “Ummm, where Michael Jackson lived Miss R., why would I think I could live in the same place as Peter Pan?!”
“Oh right….silly me.”