never-never land.

“Miss R., You are a very great housing coordinator.”

“Thank you,” I replied.

“You see, I was thinking…we have the same birthday right?”

“Right Mr. M, we do.”

“So do you think you could do me a favor?”

“Let me know what you need and I am sure I can arrange it for you,” I replied.

“Do you think you could arrange housing for me in Never-Never Land?”

(Laughing) “You mean where Peter Pan live?”

(Scoffing) “Ugh, no.” (long disgusted pause) “Ummm, where Michael Jackson lived Miss R., why would I think I could live in the same place as Peter Pan?!”

“Oh right….silly me.”