I was walking to a training down the street this morning when I walked by a homeless man who gave me the once over and began spittin’ out compliments. I gave him a half-smile and proceeded to walk by. When I had passed him and my back to him I heard him holler “Baby girl, come back — you look like a star, like Beyonce…..sh*t, that doesn’t work, she’s white. [to his friend] Man, who’s a white celebrity who’s fine and white?! Come on man hurry, give me a name, I gotta get her to come back!”
Thank goodness he didn’t come up with a name!!!
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Fantastic! That made me laugh!
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