Today I was standing outside of my building and two younger looking (as in, not 65) men came walking toward me down the street. I saw one nod in my direction and smile. His buddy looked up and then turned to his friend with an I-am-really-clever smile and said, “Hey man, where’s your toupee??” Laughing the other responded with, “Man! Where’s your KIDS??!! I may need a toupee, but I bet she want a bald man over a daddy!!”
Rachel Karman 