Miss S: Miss R., How is your boyfriend doing?
Me: Umm, I am not sure who you are talking about, but I don’t have a boyfriend.
Miss S: You broke up with him?
Me: No, no, I haven’t had a boyfriend in all the time I have known you.
Miss S: Miss R., you cold.
Me: That’s true, the window is open, maybe I will close it.
Miss S: Naw Miss R, I mean, you scandalous.
Me: What? What are you talking about? What did I do?
Miss S: You broke up with your boyfriend, you’re not even sad and now you are pretending like he never existed and trying to change the subject on me — I am on to you!
Me: [very puzzled, conceding defeat, shrugging my shoulders] Welp, I guess you’re right…Should close the window a little?
Rachel Karman 