someone to watch over me.

Mr. L: Miss R, where are you running off to this weekend??  Palm Springs?  Vegas?  The Bahamas?

Me: Actually, I am going skydiving in Santa Barbara this weekend!  I am so nervous!

Mr. L: Oh umm….I’ll be right back Miss R.

Me: Where are you going?

Mr. L: To get the psychiatrist.

Me: Oh, I’m sorry, I didn’t realize you had an appointment with her — you better get in there so you’re not late.

Mr. L: No, no, I don’t have an appointment — I am bringing her in HERE for YOU!  You’ve officially gone nutso and I am going suggest getting you on suicide watch!

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