hello gov’na!

One of my residents has insisted on speaking with a cockney accent for the last 2 weeks. Yesterday she came to my office begging me to find her a grand piano for the building as she is “ready to begin performing again.” I asked her where she thought it’d fit in the building and she suggested her bathroom.

Now I am going to go ahead and dare YOU, my dear reader, to have the heart (and straight face) to tell her ‘no.’

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