A conversation had this afternoon during my rooftop gardening group:
Mr. RL: Miss R, it’s kind of bright out here, you should be wearing sunglasses.
Me: I know, I get headaches when I’m in the sun too long, I should run downstairs and get them.
Mr. RL: Well, to be honest, I am not worried about you getting a headache — I am worried that if you keep squinting like that you are going to get wrinkles. Quite frankly, now that you have that bump on your head (see previous post) we need to try extra hard to preserve your looks if you want to have any hope of catching a husband. They say beauty fades, but there’s no need to encourage it to flee.
In other news, these beauts are from the garden!
Rachel Karman 
Bahahahaahahahahahaha!
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