santa claus is coming to town.

I saw one of my residents walking away from where he lives this morning and asked him where he was headed.

Mr. RL: I’m on my way to the courthouse, but I need to hurry, I am late.

Me: I didn’t realize you had a court appearance today — did you get a ticket or something?

Mr. RL: No, I am going to see Santa!

Me: I think you were supposed to do that back in December, perhaps in a mall or something….?

Mr. RL: No, he’s on trial! The Republicans got him — caught him trying to illegally cross the border! They are really cracking down on citizenship, you know — I knew it was bound to catch up with him eventually….
(shaking his head as he hopped on the bus)

 

 

 

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