no offense dorothy.

“Ooooh Miss R! You look lovely today — like maybe when you rolled out of your treehouse you hit all the branches marked ‘Kansas approves of this outfit!’ on the way down. Love it, but maybe let’s shoot for somewhere further west tomorrow, shall we?”
–Miss B (in her faux cockney accent)

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