Mr. GS: Miss R., you look so good today that if I didn’t know you and I saw you walking down the street I’d be like daaaayuummm and want to give you all my money!
Me: Huh. Okay, I kind of see where you’re going here, like maybe you’d wanna “wife me,” but instead you do realize you just made me feel a little bit like a hooker, right?
Rachel Karman 