5 years ago today a rat ran over my foot on my first day of work and I cried. Months later I learned just how resilient lice really are. After that I was hit on the lip with someone’s flying toenail. Years later I was almost eaten alive by bedbugs…yet the thing that makes me shudder the most is dropping my keys in the toilet and fishing them out with my bare hand.
My job has perks and I love it.