Will Work For Food.

First of all, before I go any further, let me give a warm salutation to all 54 followers!

Woohoo! Now we’re cooking with gas! Actually, let’s not say gas, maybe we are cooking with charcoals? No, maybe solar power. Yeah, I like that better; more cost effective and better for the environment. We are definitely cooking with solar power!

But seriously, in all sincerity, THANK YOU. Every time someone new follows this blog or reposts it I don’t get so much squealy-excited (well, alright maybe I do that too), as I get awww-that-is-so-sweet!-humbled excited. I love these folks around me and the chance to bring a small glimpse of their faces to you all brings me such delight and knowing that you guys like it too, means so much to me. Trust me when I say that if I could give each of you a magical unicorn of your own, I would, but unfortunately for now, they are not ready to leave the unicorn farm haven I have created for them in my backyard. Maybe someday….

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Anyway, now that we are all feeling warm and lovey (and maybe a little weirded out?), without further ado:

Last night I turned the refrigerator so high that this morning upon my arrival to work it was pointed out to me that I froze everyone’s food in our office break-room. I then followed up the unpleasantries by burning popcorn and making everything smell like ash (whoops?)…..

Mr. JW: Aww Miss R., why did you do that, I like working with both you and Miss E.

Me: What do you mean? You still can!

Mr. JW: Well, I am afraid that either you will get fired for ruining things or Miss E. will quit because you are making everyone miserable.

Mr. TF (chiming in): Oh gosh, if you get fired your whole life will be a mess; you’re single, you can’t cook and you break things, if they can your a$$ then you’ll be broke too! You better write an apology note and fix this before it’s too late. This could get ugly.

Sadly, my first thought before defending myself was, I’m a social worker, does he not realize I already AM broke?!