Mr. C: (after bursting through my office door): Miss R., Miss R. (almost in tears), I am so sorry I missed our appointment yesterday!
Me: It’s okay, we can reschedule no problem.
Mr. C: You see, I fell asleep and by the time I woke up you were already gone for the day, please forgive me!
Me: You are forgiven! I promise it wasn’t a big deal, let’s just reschedule.
Mr. C: Then all night long I dreamed that I stood you up for prom, you looked lovely in your purple dress by the way, but I never made it to you and you were so sad and your flowers were wilted. Oh gosh, please just forgive me, I know this can’t be easy on you…did it bring back painful memories?
Me: Ummm well no, it didn’t. Thank you for your concern, but I promise it’s ok.
Mr. C: Oh man really? Here this whole time I took you for one of those sensitive heartbroken ladies, you know the kind; lots of cats, hates talking about relationships, the slightest thing makes them mope around wishing they were married. Gosh, I feel so better now. I’ll be seein’ ya!
Huh. Well, I’m glad HE feels better.
(I’m not like that, right guys? Guys?! Hello?? Is anyone out there??)
Hey man, that’s not you!
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Right?! Yeah. Yeah!
Ha! Thanks for the vote of confidence, Lori. (you do know I am a girl right?)
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