Thug Life.

Mr. JC: Miss Rachel, I’m going to be honest, when I first met you I thought for sure you couldn’t handle us here, but I was wrong — I think you might be more thug than me.

Me: Ha! Thank you…I think?

Mr. JC: No, no, it’s a good thing. We need to come up with a good nickname for you, like Little Casper.

Mr. AB: Maaaaan no, that’s what every white person gets called, we need to give her a better one than that.

Mr. TF: How about Snowy?

Mr. AB: Nah man, that’s so lame. What about White Magic?

Mr. TF: That sounds like a basketball player from the 80’s. Maybe White Rabbit…

Mr. JC: Nah, she’s not a magician.

Mr. TF: How about Snow White then?

Mr. TF: No way! Rachel ain’t no princess.

Me: Uhh yeah and Snow White was actually brunette. (Nobody even cared to comment on that.)

Mr. TF: This has gotta be good, it’s gotta be perfect.

Mr. AB: Miss Rachel, give us some time, we’ll come up with something that fits. I’ll ask around.

The Verdict: From now on, please only address me as Sting Rae.

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