blue ivy II.

Evidently my face exercise trainer needs to be canned, stat.

Mr. EL: Miss R, no offense [red flag! red flag! may day! may day!] but your face looks fat — are you pregnant?

Me: Umm no, I am not, but….

Mr. BH: (interrupting) Man! What are you talking about?! You are not supposed to say that to a lady and Miss R, I think you look lovely….oh! oh! and skinny! Continue reading “blue ivy II.”