I came in to work today coughing, sneezing and with a nose that only Rudolf or the folks in the Niquil commercials would envy. Thankfully, I was given several get-well remedies and should be better by morning….
A can of Red Bull — “It cures colds, see read the fine print” (aka the fine print that is so small NOBODY can read it).
A cigarette, with the claim that it will “dry everything up.” When I argued that it would make my cough worse, the response was, “it’s better for you than weed.”
This is probably true…but how about if I just don’t smoke either? Continue reading “in sickness and in health.”