I think two of the world’s most classic poets can best relay how sorry I am that it’s been so long since I have posted on here:
“It’s been a long time (long time), we shouldn’t of left you (left you),
Without a dope beat to step to (step to, step to, step to, step to).”
–Timbaland & Aaliyah
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Mr. CB (new resident): Miss R, it’s very nice to meet you, you appear to be bat-shit crazy, which probably means we will get along good enough, welcome to my life.
[shakes my hand and leaves]
***thus far this has all proven to be true
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Mr. CF: Miss R, Since you have been so helpful to me with my finances I’d really like to help you start saving up so yo can have Justin Timberlake’s baby.
Me: Oh yeah? Is that all it takes, money?
Mr. CF: Well yes, first we will buy you some make-up and new clothes because celebrity men prefer well put together women and well, you’re pretty and stuff, but definitely not well put together.
Me: I mean, I am not opposed to marrying JT and having his children, but this seems a bit far-fetched, don’t you think?
Mr. CF: Well Miss R, at the rate you are going I think it’s important we cast a wide net and see what we get back.
Me: Fair enough, let’s get to it then.
Been wondering when you’d be blogging again. Glad you’re back!
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That is so sweet, thank you! I’ll try to be better at posting, it seems sometimes I forget what is ‘normal’ to hear day-to-day and what’s not and therefore forget to post it!
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helping someone with their finances? Whhhhhhaaaaaat?!?!
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I’m a real grown-up now — done got my very own pocketbook and e’erything!
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hahaha, “Celebrity men prefer well put together women.” This is amazing.
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I assume it’s true and the only reason JT, Pharell and/or Jimmy Fallon and I have never dated.
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