Mo: Miss R, some of us were talking in the community room today and although we think it’s high time you found a boyfriend, we think it’s really good that you are not attracted to FJ (my co-worker), since you work with him and all — that could only lead to troubles.
Me: Oh well, I am certainly glad this is being discussed and although I am not sure I need to find a boyfriend, I am curious as to why/how you know that I don’t like FJ…?
Mr Mo: Well Miss R, it’s pretty obvious you don’t like him by the way you dress — you know you can’t catch a man like that, don’t you? I mean, we’re right, right? You don’t like him?
Me: No, no, I don’t.
Mo: Well good, that’s what we all concluded; that obviously if you liked him you’d fix your hair and dress better — I mean, please, even you’ve got enough game to know that.